charontransitauthority:

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baradragon:

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Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

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eclogues:

velvetys:

Wait I have another one sorry

me when im giving birth to my twins

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bakwaaas:

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aibidil:

aibidil:

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

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themoonandantartica:

gahdamnpunk:

THE CLAP LMFAOOOO

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i go back in time and show mary shelley a box of franken berry cereal and she is so thrilled by it that she kisses me on the lips

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